Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
HOLY MOTHER OF F*CK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL
NO GET OUT OF HERE, DEMON SPAWN
I’VE HATED YOU WITH ALL MY MIGHT
I always swapped it to the nutty professor (not the Weetos one) with his own door and hair like Einstein…
this completely made my morning
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- Me: Hey close the door
- Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
- Me: *dying whale noise*
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Trying to converse with adults:
- Me: Hi.
- Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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Hi, I'm Keziah.Don't know how to pronounce that?
Call me 'Keesha', 'Kaysha', 'Ke-za-ya'..
Whatever makes you smile.
Being 18 has been sweet, so far.
VanCity, Oh Canada.
I post some pretty personal stuff here, so don't judge me or freak out. Lol. <3
And oh, I'm your typical Filipino. (:
..but don't underestimate my fob-ness.
JESUS loves you.
Peace.
